"Friends"

Michael: Ashley, I have a secret. While watching the Season 6 finale of "Friends", I cried it was so touching.

Ashley: Are you on your period?

Michael: Maybe...

Homeland

Love "Homeland".  Sure, it has it's ups and downs.  But, overall it is great.

But, Michael always calls it "Homelands".  It bugs me that he uses the wrong title.  So I have started correcting him.

Until we had this conversation:

Michael: ...Homelands.

Ashley: It's Homeland.

Michael: I'm sorry.  It's because when I was in High School there was a "Magic the Gatherings" expansion called "Homelands" and my brain keeps thinking of that.  It's a good game.  It's fun.

What a nerd.  Now I just laugh at him when he says "Homelands".

Wisdom

Michael and I had a conversation about what we have learned this last year.  He seems to be picking up on things when he said, "I've learned it is better for me to let you sleep."

Wise man.  A very wise man.

Happy 1st Year Anniversary

Our anniversary just past.  The day after our anniversary I came home from work.  Michael and I started making dinner.  After a few minutes of silence Michael said, "I don't really have much to talk about."

And so begins the rest of our lives.

Him and Her

Michael


http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/frustrating-things-about-being-an-extrovert

Ashley

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/problems-only-introverts-will-understand

Overheard

Michael, while filling up a little baggy of IB profun to take out with him for his back:

People are going to think I'm on my period.

#hashtagging

When I told Brittany that I am going to see "The Heat" on Friday:

Brittany: 

I’m jealous that you are going to go and see The Heat.  I think it looks funny.

Ashley: 

#iquestionifkidsreallyarethatmuchofabenefit

#moviewvsdirtydiapers

Brittany:

#amoviecannottakecareofyouwhenyouareoldandaninvalid