Saturday, January 25, 2014

"Friends"

Michael: Ashley, I have a secret. While watching the Season 6 finale of "Friends", I cried it was so touching.

Ashley: Are you on your period?


Michael: Maybe...

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Homeland

Love "Homeland".  Sure, it has it's ups and downs.  But, overall it is great.

But, Michael always calls it "Homelands".  It bugs me that he uses the wrong title.  So I have started correcting him.

Until we had this conversation:

Michael: ...Homelands.

Ashley: It's Homeland.

Michael: I'm sorry.  It's because when I was in High School there was a "Magic the Gatherings" expansion called "Homelands" and my brain keeps thinking of that.  It's a good game.  It's fun.

What a nerd.  Now I just laugh at him when he says "Homelands".

Friday, August 9, 2013

Wisdom

Michael and I had a conversation about what we have learned this last year.  He seems to be picking up on things when he said, "I've learned it is better for me to let you sleep."

Wise man.  A very wise man.

Happy 1st Year Anniversary

Our anniversary just past.  The day after our anniversary I came home from work.  Michael and I started making dinner.  After a few minutes of silence Michael said, "I don't really have much to talk about."

And so begins the rest of our lives.

Him and Her

Michael


http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/frustrating-things-about-being-an-extrovert

Ashley

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/problems-only-introverts-will-understand

Monday, July 22, 2013

Overheard

Michael, while filling up a little baggy of IB profun to take out with him for his back:

People are going to think I'm on my period.

Friday, June 28, 2013

#hashtagging

When I told Brittany that I am going to see "The Heat" on Friday:

Brittany: 

I’m jealous that you are going to go and see The Heat.  I think it looks funny.

Ashley: 

#iquestionifkidsreallyarethatmuchofabenefit
#moviewvsdirtydiapers


Brittany:

#amoviecannottakecareofyouwhenyouareoldandaninvalid

Sunday, January 13, 2013

The Story Goes


Michael and I first met on a student film back in 2008.  I remember him being on set but I tended to keep to myself.  Michael, on the other hand, remembers a conversation that I have no recollection of.

The other day I had to quickly look up a photo on facebook.  I had to look through a few albums.  While looking I came across an album that I had created back in 2008.  It was an album of set photos I took while on set of this so-called student film.  I took a nostalgic look and who did I happen to see?

Michael!


 He's the one seated on the ground in the blue shirt.


He's the one on the left.  You can tell it is him because of the hair...

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Just in Time

Glad they came to some sort of agreement.



Tuesday, December 4, 2012

What I've Learned at School

Apparently if you cry enough times in class and in front of professors, you'll eventually get what you want.

Ordering from Del Taco

Michael to me:  Do you want my fries if I get some?
Me to Michael: No, I don't like their fries.
Michael to worker: I'd like a chicken burrito and a diet coke.
Worker to Michael: Would you like to make that a combo with fries?
Michael to worker: No, I don't like your fries.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Words of Wisdom


"Math becomes really important when you become a rich producer so you can count your money."
-Judd Funk (Entertainment Lawyer/Chapman Professor)

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Wha??????

iPad apps for Cats

http://www.gizmag.com/ipad-cat-apps/19656/

Half Asleep

A Conversation between Michael and me while both are half asleep:


Michael: I'm dreaming about a Zombie Apocalypse.

Ashley: Did you have a gun?

Michael: No, I don't believe in  guns.

Ashley: You do if it is a Zombie Apocalypse.  Go find a gun.

Michael: Okay.


Then we both fell back to sleep.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Driving on the lot

Note to Self:

When driving a club car on the Paramount Studio lot, DO NOT go full speed when going over a speed bump.  Club cars do not have shocks.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Gun Control


Conversation about gun control between Michael and me:

Michael: I don't ever want to have a gun in our house. Unless there's a zombie apocalypse. It would just be fun to shoot zombies.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

NYC: The City that Just Keeps Going. Even After a Hurricane.

Tree that fell outside the apartment.




Sandbags

More sandbags

Police watching over the park




First flight cancelled

Second flight cancelled

Fallen trees being rounded up

Trash to be picked-up

Subway was free.  They closed off the normal entrances but opened the Emergency Exits to get in and out.


Streets being watched over

Deserted Streets


If you look carefully, you can see tape on the windows


Notes to Sandy










Closed Stores

More fallen trees

Electrical trucks working on getting power up and going



Small business owners know how to market

Below 25th Street, Whole Foods seemed to be one of the only stores with power...

Cinemas closed down

Empty Broadway


My signal was spotty.  Hard to send texts.

Lights getting ready to fill the streets at dark


Firefighters working hard.  All I know with this location was a guy did something in the basement with his own generators.  Some how it got the fire fighters to the apartment complex.  A guy standing buy kept saying "he was more interested in making money."  My imagination has gone crazy with that one...





Store with blown out window

Police directing traffic





Cemetery with broken tombstones


Lights in the financial district!

Freedom Towers

Pumping out water from basements and the subways


Generators supplying power




Blocking streets

News cameras showing the damage

Sand all over

More water being pumped out

Completely flooded tunnel

Water being pumped out with oil in it



If you look closely, you can see the water line of where the surge was when it flooded


A basement with water pouring out.  It was being pumped out.

Tunnel flooded

More sand


Statue of Liberty

Trees down

People fishing




No electricity on 23rd street.  Flares to guide traffic.

The dark area is 25th street.  The light is halfway up the block to 26th street where power had been restored.





We made a friend during the whole thing.