More Randoms from New York City

*If you see a friend that you haven't seen in a long time, don't scream during the middle of a dance party. Otherwise people will think there is either a cockroach or that somebody jumped out a window.

*There are actual people named Shaniqua

*People still carry boomboxes around on their shoulder and listening to them

*Events happen all the time, including events that have red carpets. It is possible to walk the red carpet...

*It is possible to carry a microwave 6 blocks

*Be very careful as to what hats and skirts you where when crossing an intersection, or simply when it is windy

*You can be born in 2008 and be a grad student at NYU

*To simulate swimming in New York, all you need is high humidity and some cleaner with bleach.

*Cockroaches don't die with bleach. To ensure death (or at least removal of the body), flushing of the body down the toilet is necessary.

*Movies are filmed constantly in New York

*When in an elevator, brace yourself to move up, not left or right like a subway.

*People do DTR in NYC. One conversation goes like this: Imagine a guy looking at girl with a blank face while she says "If you have an issue you need to tell me what you feel. What you feel in here" as she taps his chest.

*Broken and abandoned umbrellas everywhere when it rains and there is wind. Note to self: invest in a raincoat