Film Set

I'm a 1st AD on a film set this weekend for a class. Part of my job is to prepare the call sheet. In so doing, for reasons of safety, I have to look into finding the closest hospital just in case something should happen.

I googled some hospitals online and wanted to make sure they were open. I called the closest one:

"Hello, this is.... hospital."

"Yes, hi, I have a question. Are you open on Saturdays?"

"Honey, this is a hospital. We are always open."

And, there you go...