2/3/2010
1) If you decide to eat a fried Oreo with powdered sugar, do not take a bite by the door where the wind will blow the sugar off onto the person in front of you. At least she didn't notice.
2) Don't tell someone "you's a bum and you's need a real job" without reflecting on your own life and education.
3) Don't go without socks in the winter. This has nothing to do with the cold. It has everything to do with the fact that your shoes don't fit as nicely on your feet so when walking, and your shoe gets caught on your pants, it will most likely fly off.
4) If the said event happens, don't think about it while continuing to walk and then wondering how it happened. It will, inevitably, happen again.
5) Don't forget your pin to the ATM, especially when you are with a group of friends going to get dessert. The bank won't give you the pin over the phone...
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