In case I forgot

What I've Learned at School

Apparently if you cry enough times in class and in front of professors, you'll eventually get what you want.

Ordering from Del Taco

Michael to me:  Do you want my fries if I get some?
Me to Michael: No, I don't like their fries.
Michael to worker: I'd like a chicken burrito and a diet coke.
Worker to Michael: Would you like to make that a combo with fries?
Michael to worker: No, I don't like your fries.