5/12/2010
Please adhere to the following guidelines if you happen to arrive home at 1 am and find the door bolted shut, which you naturally do not have a key for:
1 - Make sure your phone has not died.
2 - Knock loud enough so that your roommate will wake up to open the door.
3 – Once you do discover that your phone has died AND that you cannot knock loud enough to wake your roomate, chase after your friend in hopes that he has not found a taxi so that you can use his phone to call your roommate.
4 – Pray that your roomate left her phone on.
5 – Return home at 2 am to an unlocked door.
Side note: Next time, when initially trying to open the door, actually push. What probably happened is that your roommate DID NOT actually bolt the door. The door simply was stuck. You should try pushing harder in the future.
Conclusion - This is why I live with a roommate that has common sense.
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